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27th-Nov-2007 10:19 pm
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How come Fred has been kissed and I haven't? I thought I was two whole points more handsome.
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27th-Nov-2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
I think the girls are feeling intimidated by those two points, darling.
27th-Nov-2007 10:31 pm (UTC)
That must be it. I am just too handsome for them. Seriously, though, I don't normally do this badly with the ladies. What's going on?
27th-Nov-2007 10:37 pm (UTC)
Are you sure he hasn't been kissed, as opposed to inflicting his disgusting mouth onto unsuspecting victims, and they too shocked to realise the situation at hand until he's removed himself?
27th-Nov-2007 10:48 pm (UTC)
Yours are not the only lips my brother has tasted in this grand adventure. I think the others were more willing.
27th-Nov-2007 10:51 pm (UTC)
I only know of one other. And hers weren't so willing either.
27th-Nov-2007 10:53 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah? What do you know of it?
27th-Nov-2007 10:54 pm (UTC)
Nothing more than what she told me. And what I inferred.
27th-Nov-2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
What did she te I always forget she actually talks to you people.
27th-Nov-2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
Slytherins are not all the same you know, George. ... I can't believe I just wrote that.
27th-Nov-2007 11:05 pm (UTC)
Nah, I know, because if they were their Quidditch team would work together better.
27th-Nov-2007 11:27 pm (UTC) - Private to George and Fred
Are you two responsible for this mayhem?
28th-Nov-2007 12:47 am (UTC) - Private George/Fred/Katie
Nope
28th-Nov-2007 08:10 am (UTC) - Private George/Fred/Katie
Ah. I thought it smacked of my favourite Ravenclaw blonde.
27th-Nov-2007 11:05 pm (UTC)
Thank you.
27th-Nov-2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
You're welcome.
28th-Nov-2007 01:52 pm (UTC)
Noooo. They have barcodes. Wait. Would she even know what a barcode was?
27th-Nov-2007 11:02 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that girl is amazingly charitable. Evidently. Why she wastes her time liking you, I don't know. Must have something to do with her insanity.
27th-Nov-2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
She really is. I feel honour bound to protect her sometimes, she's so nice.
27th-Nov-2007 11:16 pm (UTC)
There are some more important things you need to address than making subtle and unnecessary threats, Weasley.
28th-Nov-2007 12:36 am (UTC)
Who was threatening? You are so paranoid, Pucey.
27th-Nov-2007 11:17 pm (UTC)
That's sweet. You're being so confusing right now.
28th-Nov-2007 12:49 am (UTC)
Sweet for my sweet.
28th-Nov-2007 01:02 am (UTC)
Okay, now I'm blushing. Thanks, George.
27th-Nov-2007 10:54 pm (UTC)
Ugh. Well obviously more willing than Adrian. That's not saying much.
27th-Nov-2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
I think he harbours secret desires for Fred. The fine line between love and hate, you know.
27th-Nov-2007 11:04 pm (UTC)
Don't even.
27th-Nov-2007 11:07 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahaha. Don't even what?
28th-Nov-2007 01:40 pm (UTC)
You so do. I saw you carving our initials onto a corpse during one of those ritual human sacrifices you Slytherins all do by full moon.
28th-Nov-2007 01:53 pm (UTC)
Don't forget the new moon. And sometimes the half-moon.
28th-Nov-2007 02:03 pm (UTC)
Think we could convince them to take Oakby during the next cycle?
28th-Nov-2007 02:29 pm (UTC)
Let's leave him outside the common room wrapped in a ribbon.
27th-Nov-2007 11:05 pm (UTC)
But falling in love with Fred would be so immensely unsatisfying as he'd never love him back! And I don't think Fred is Adrian's type, really.
27th-Nov-2007 11:07 pm (UTC)
Can't you see Pucey as the pining unrequited love type though? I can.
27th-Nov-2007 11:19 pm (UTC)
Maybe. But I think he's more likely to pine for some pretty girl.
28th-Nov-2007 12:51 am (UTC)
Like you?

Oh Merlin, that's it! That's why he kissed Fred! So he could kiss you by proxy.
28th-Nov-2007 01:00 am (UTC)
I don't think Adrian has a crush on me, no. ... Did you just call me pretty?

Yes, that must be the reason! Why are you bringing that up again? Can't we just forget it happened?
28th-Nov-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
So all I have to do is find a popular boy to kiss and then I'll get the ladies. Where's Stebbins when you need him?
28th-Nov-2007 01:48 am (UTC)
.... is that your way of saying you want to kiss Fawcett by proxy?
28th-Nov-2007 02:03 am (UTC)
My secret's out! I have a fetish for authority figures.
28th-Nov-2007 02:07 am (UTC)
Really now? I think this is the first time I've ever wished I'd gotten the badge instead of Cho.
28th-Nov-2007 02:15 am (UTC)
No problem. I'll borrow Ronnikin's badge and we can play pretend.
28th-Nov-2007 02:21 am (UTC)
GEORGE! Stop blushing, Verity, it's just George. Tsk, tsk, I'm just not that sort of girl!
28th-Nov-2007 02:39 am (UTC)
No, you're too naughty to be a prefect.
28th-Nov-2007 02:55 am (UTC)
Everything I know I learned from you and Fred.
28th-Nov-2007 03:04 am (UTC)
Do you even realise how that sounds? Atta girl. You're living up to our corruptive influence.
28th-Nov-2007 03:26 am (UTC)
I do my best.
28th-Nov-2007 09:34 am (UTC)
Stebbins is busy trying not to be the next Pucey.
28th-Nov-2007 01:57 pm (UTC)
He's doing quite well. Although actually, when he pouts like that he looks a little like Pucey.
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