Well, well, well. You have been making use of these, haven't you? Finally got mine working during Transfiguration whilst McGonagall was busy explaining something to some Slytherin half-wit. Thanks, Slytherin half-wit whoever you are, I owe you one. Turned out to be a simple problem actually... which I won't reveal to you here. Trade secrets and all that. In any case, it's working. I can't be bothered to go back and read everything - Fred's been keeping me up to speed on the interesting bits, which I would summarise as: (1) everyone hates Umbridge, even people who pretend not to, and (2) a host of new nicknames have proliferated, most notably 'the pink creature' and 'Stawcett'.
On the first point, I would like to encourage you to feel the hate. Don't fight it. I find thinking of her struggling in a copse of Devil's Snare helps me to sleep at night. I am glad that whatever cock-up led to Slytherins possessing these
(Fred blames Ron but then he usually does) did not extend to the Malferret and his posse. I would also like to propose that some creative genius think up a Pink Creature song, and am prepared to offer a prize to the best one. If JD or Graves aren't up for this, I'm sure we could co-opt Peeves.
On the second, can we please think of a new nickname for Leanne, as 'the other pink creature' makes everything confusing.
I suggest the indignant hamster. As to Stawcett, why is it that the more obvious something is, the more people seem to feel the need to point it out? We all have eyes and ears. Is it necessary to hassle our esteemed headgirl?
Yes it is. Sorry Fawcett, a badge is a badge. You're the enemy now.